The Ramingo’s Porch – “The Career of A Lifetime” By Scott Simmons

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The Career of A Lifetime

My dream in life was always to become a professional horse breeder.
Many thought that it was because of my love of horses or biology in high school.

Honestly I think horses are just kinda stupid like a dog or something.
I guess they are okay but they suck at talking and all they do is just eat.

The real reason that I got into this field is simply because I like jacking off animals.


Scott Simmons is an aspiring humorist, poet, and “artist” from Houston Texas. His work has been featured in The Rye Whiskey Review, Under The Bleachers, The Anti Heroin Chic, and Duane’s Poetree. He is also the editor of The Dope Fiend Daily and his “artwork” can be seen on instagram at deranged_Texan.


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