George Wallace


George Wallace comes from New York City

How long have you been writing? Ever since I heard of Santa Claus.

What do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment as a writer? Keeping my foot out of my mouth and my head out of my ass.

How do you react to rejections? Swat ‘em like flies.

How do you react when one of your submissions is accepted for publication? Double down on the madness.

What is your best piece of advice on how to stay sane as a writer? Ignore advice.

If you could have dinner with one fictional character, who would it be and why? The Mad Hatter. Why — I haven’t the slightest idea!

What makes you laugh? The abyss.

What makes you cry? The abyss.

What is your preferred drink while you write? Gin & lime.

What is your favorite food? Fresh kill.

Shakespeare or Bukowski? Shakespeare on a stormy night or under the stars. Bukowski in the blind light of day.

The Ramingo’s Porch Issue #2